Sunday, June 28, 2009
To Poop or not to Poop, that is the question
Woody may be the most high-maintenance dog when it comes to pooping. First of all, when it comes to walking, he's like Goldilocks. The temperature, apparently, has to be "just right". Not too hot, not too cold, not too wet -- judging from last night and this morning, apparently sunny, breezy and 70 degrees is optimal walking weather.
Secondly, the quality of the grass -- it can't be too high, too bare or too wet. He simply won't go if the grass is wet -- or covered with snow. He'd rather debase himself and poop on the sidewalk than have his precious tushy touch snow.
So, I think we probably need to move to San Diego -- I believe that would be the optimal weather for him. He may have started his life out in a cage but in his head he's been a Rockefeller his entire life. What a prince!
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Oh my gosh, I'm cracking up! That is so funny that everything has to be just right for him to poop! What did he do in the winter? Maybe you can get him his own litter box and train him to poop there. :)
ReplyDeleteLOL! I know. He's a riot. He pooped on the sidewalk in the winter. Would NOT go in the snow. It's wet...it's cold and other dogs pee in it. Perish the thought!
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